House Rules

YOU MAY NOT APOLOGISE FOR…

Being naked, body fat, skin folds, wrinkles, cellulite, stretch marks, unpolished nails, big boobs, small boobs, one boob, no boobs, scars, body hair, veins, or anything else that RELATES to the function of being. a. human.

YOU MAY APOLOGISE FOR… 

Arriving late, not exfoliating, wearing tight-fitting clothes to your appointment, using an oil based soap, wearing deodrant or moisturiser & not wearing sPF 50 every. single. day.